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Mystico’s Predictions, March 21, 2013

Mystico’s Predictions, March 21, 2013

Aries   A flirty exchange with a cutie decades your junior will perk up this Wednesday’s proceedings. Lucky bun: Cinnamon. Taurus   Recollections of where you were when Nixon resigned will help you win a bet with an old nemesis. Lucky losing candidate: Mondale. Gemini   Cookies crumble and empires fall…but your youthful optimism is […]

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes, March 6, 2013

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes, March 6, 2013

Aries  Somebody’s attractive sibling will delight you with a moderately salty joke. Lucky late comedian: Phyllis Diller. Taurus  Ominous winds and unkind words from the north won’t be enough to bend your will, when tested, at 7:43pm this Thursday. Lucky turn: Left. Gemini  A missing pair of gloves will suddenly materialize — leaving you confident, […]

Horoscopes, Feb. 20, 2013

Horoscopes, Feb. 20, 2013

Aries Impatient rams with multiple irons in the fire risk getting burned while watching their pots boil. Lucky Village Person: Cowboy. Taurus You will find the character flaws of a Reality TV star both repulsive and intriguing. Lucky Bond: Timothy Dalton. Gemini Submit to bulk shopping urges when it comes to candles, canned goods and […]

Mystico Predicts, Week of Jan. 23, 2013

Mystico Predicts, Week of Jan. 23, 2013

Aries Like the crane’s wingspan, your February ambitions are wide and majestic. Don’t be discouraged by a slow takeoff. Lucky binding agent: Paste. Taurus A barn owl has no more business in a studio apartment than you do in a pair of prohibitively expensive shoes. Lucky cake: Marble. Gemini When doves cry, your kind words […]

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