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Mystico Predicts, Week of Sept. 25, 2013

Mystico Predicts, Week of Sept. 25, 2013

Aries Don’t waste time dissecting the meaning of that sharp pain between main course and dessert. Not all mealtime discomfort heralds digestive challenges. Taurus Heed a bashful Sagittarian’s whispered words of advice and profit from the perspective of a person you mistakenly regard as outside of the loop! Gemini Like late summer colds coming from […]

Horoscopes, Aug. 14, 2013

Horoscopes, Aug. 14, 2013

Aries Uneasy dreams will haunt you surrounding that primary litmus test issue you keep mouthing off about. Do question your stubborn resolve…but don’t forget to vote on September 10! Taurus A potential suitor, or a well-connected new business contact, finds your mispronunciation of a widely used verb both endearing and provocative. Gemini Omens, winning lottery […]

Horoscopes, July 31, 2013

Horoscopes, July 31, 2013

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes Aries  Like artificial sweetener, broken promises will leave a bitter taste in your mouth. An old flame provides a sympathetic ear, and some natural sugar. Taurus  Resist the temptation to provide incorrect directions and outlandish information when a group of tourists mistakes you for a High Line volunteer. Gemini  A reasonably […]

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes,

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes,

Week of July 17, 2013 Aries  A wool garment worn on a humid day serves as a sweaty reminder that your laundry should have been done days ago. Stop procrastinating, pokey Aires! Taurus  A midnight stroll taken to escape your stuffy apartment leads you into a bar where you will become obsessed with guessing the […]

Mystico, Week of July 3, 2013

Mystico, Week of July 3, 2013

Aries  Your firm admonishment to a helmet-less Citi Bike rider may lead to romance if administered with wit, concern and an all-you-can-eat dinner invite. Taurus  You will become hot and bothered by the fact that you’ve yet to find your summertime pop anthem. Patience, passionate Taurus. It will happen! Gemini  Smalltalk under sidewalk shedding will […]

Horoscopes: Mystico is eerily accurate

Horoscopes:  Mystico is eerily accurate

Aries Chelsea boys are like tea dances — the most delicious ones have migrated to Hell’s Kitchen. Head Uptown…then go West, young man! Taurus Tame your suspicious nature, Taurus. Not every queer ally is a closeted bisexual. Graciously accept their support, and go about your own business. Gemini Don’t let her dislike of Indigo Girls […]

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes

Aries A craving for campfire s’mores can’t be satisfied while on staycation. Into the woods you go! Lucky tone: Sepia. Taurus The ability to analyze your dreams is useless if you can’t remember them. Invest in a fancy bedside pen/pad/flashlight set. Lucky disbanded band: Talking Heads. Gemini Next Wednesday’s carefully woven plan for the day […]

Horoscope’s, May 29 2013

Horoscope’s, May 29 2013

Aries  This is an excellent week for penning a love letter — but don’t deliver it until the next full moon. Lucky belt notch: Third. Taurus  A highway exit, mistakenly taken, leads to a charming diner with horrible food. Stick with the milkshake! Lucky critter: Raccoon. Gemini  Your window for mending hurt feelings is shorter […]

Horoscopes, Week of April 17, 2013

Horoscopes, Week of April 17, 2013

Aries Stop clicking those ruby slippers. They won’t work until you’ve conquered your fears. Lucky road construction material, color: Brick, Yellow. Taurus Your bullheaded refusal to accept an offer will alienate you from potentially helpful Godfather figures. Lucky time for an apocalypse: Now. Gemini Like a sleigh named Rosebud, a stranger’s cryptic comment sheds only […]

Horoscopes, April 3, 2013

Horoscopes, April 3, 2013

Aries  An early spring visit to the High Line will produce a pleasant burst of sexy flirtation. Lucky Newton: Fig.   Taurus  Your fiery temperament is ill-suited for the gentle practice of origami. Get a new hobby! Lucky bird: Crane.   Gemini  Living with temptation is fine — but make it sleep on the couch. […]

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