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Dear Aunt Chelsea: My therapist left me high and dry. She said she would treat me until my permanent therapist got back to work — which isn’t so. She stopped the sessions for June. This left a sour taste in my mouth. I used to trust therapists. Now, I feel they are a dime a […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, May 29, 2013

Ask Aunt Chelsea, May 29, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea: We were all so very relieved (no pun intended) when the Poop Scoop law finally went into effect, oh so many years ago. Lately, though, I wonder whatever happened to “CURB YOUR DOG?” Is this still a law? As you know, dear Aunt Chelsea, the entire city (and Chelsea in particular) is […]

Aunt Chelsea, April 3, 2013

Aunt Chelsea, April 3, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea, I have a problem. I trust you’ve seen Olivia Newton John’s infamous “Physical” video (ya’ know, the one with the spandex). Well imagine if Miss Newton John did that video today, in all her aging splendor. Now I want you to picture said video taking place in my apartment building staircase. Who […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 21, 2013

Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 21, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea: I’m a guy in his early 20s who’s always had the tendency to hang around with a relatively older crowd. The problem is, my romantic desires often take the same course — and the older ladies never seem to believe that I’m not just another bar-hopping, party-crazed youngster. Case in point: I […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 6, 2013

Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 6, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea, I hope you can help me with this problem. My wife can suck the life out of a box of batteries faster than eating a bag of pretzels. Between her iPod sound dock and chargers for the iPhone and iPod, we have piles of dead batteries buried in our apartment. I would […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, Feb. 20, 2013

Ask Aunt Chelsea, Feb. 20, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea, Occasionally, I find myself up in Hell’s Kitchen walking back from a play or from a B&H shopping spree. Recently, I stopped at the Bread Factory at 43rd and Ninth Avenue and ordered a slice of their specialty pizza pie. Finding it a little dry, I asked for a cup of water. […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, Week of Feb. 6, 2013

Ask Aunt Chelsea, Week of Feb. 6, 2013

Oh, my. Has it really been four months since Aunt Chelsea put down her trusty feather duster and slipped the surly bonds of early retirement to work “Advice Columnist” into her crowded third act agenda? Indeed it has, my dear readers. To mark that milestone (and in the spirit of Chelsea Now’s “Progress Report”), my […]

Ask Aunt Chelsea, Jan. 23, 2013

Dear Aunt Chelsea, I have a MAJOR problem with my Chinese delivery guy. I know, I know…a girl should avoid the MSG-packed dishes — but sometimes, I just can’t help myself. I have even gone so far as to turn it into a bit of a “treat,” ordering only on Mondays (to get over those […]

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