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Mystico, Week of Sept. 25, 2014

Mystico, Week of Sept. 25, 2014

Aquarius  A chatty encounter with the seldom-seen mutual friend of a sworn enemy endows you with heretofore hidden facts, with which to mend the riff or widen it. Pisces  Like that newly opened section of the High Line, this week’s love life promises fresh, bold takes on proven techniques sure to delight tourists and locals […]

Mystico’s Back to School Horoscopes

Mystico’s Back to School Horoscopes

Aquarius  Pencils down. You know everything you need to ace a test based on life lessons learned over the past few weeks. Proceed with confidence! Pisces  Like the lunchbox thermos that keeps hot things hot and cold things cold, your intelligent design allows for stunning displays of classroom (or workplace) versatility during the next full […]

Mystico, Week of Aug. 14, 2014

Mystico, Week of Aug. 14, 2014

Aquarius  A sweet deal will be sealed, when you put that potentially alienating iron fist into a warm and welcoming velvet glove. Pisces  Commit to plans that are far, far beyond your abilities. This is the year’s best week for bold action, too-timid Pisces!  Aries  Don’t be afraid to ask a friend, who’s already in […]

Mystico’s, Week of July 31, 2014

Mystico’s, Week of July 31, 2014

Aquarius  A formidable foe, a competitive bid, the clock and a full house: these things, this week, you are not meant to beat. Accept it, and plot your comeback. Pisces  Your problem is, you expect 5G things from a 3G effort. Upgrade that outmoded attitude, and stop expecting others to swipe the “Try” button.  Aries  […]

Mystico’s, Week of July 17, 2014

Mystico’s, Week of July 17, 2014

Aquarius  A battle between blind trust and gut instinct brews, when a friend asks you to play a small but crucial supporting role in their daffy moneymaking scheme. Pisces  Cultivate fuse box maintenance skills, or the dairy in the fridge will spoil before your outer borough super can make it into town.  Aries  Horizontal stripes, […]

Mystico’s, Week of July 3, 2014

Mystico’s, Week of July 3, 2014

Aquarius  A sudden change in your distaste for rainbow sherbert causes you to question other firmly entrenched opinions. Embrace evolution! Pisces  Your inner strength is no match for the awesome power of fate. Calmly accept the unsettling events of next Thursday.  Aries  To nature, on track, and in the saddle: The “B” thing that these […]

Mystico’s Golden Girls Horoscopes

Mystico’s Golden Girls Horoscopes

Aquarius  A crisis at work calls for the smarts of Dorothy, the cunning of Sophia, the sunny disposition of Rose, and the beguiling ways of Blanche. Pisces  Learn a lesson from the field mouse and the brown bear: Be friends with your ex, but draw the line at mating!  Aries  You must improvise when a […]

Mystico’s Horoscopes

Mystico’s Horoscopes

Aquarius  The final ingredient of a difficult dish will come to you — in the form of a song lyric overheard while waiting in line. Pisces  Temper your appetite for more, when a game of chance keeps going your way.  Aries  Friends give you the star treatment, upon observing how events in your life parallel […]

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes

Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Horoscopes

Aquarius  Your stubborn sense of justice will provide a much-needed moral compass to the confused focus group charged with evaluating an exciting new flavor of frozen yogurt. Pisces  Look at the price tag and think about the cost, before purchasing that cheap thrill.  Aries  A prisoner of love makes a lousy cell mate, and has […]

Mystico, Week of May 7, 2014

Mystico, Week of May 7, 2014

Aquarius  Replace the strict rules and unsolicited advice of others with trick moves and blanket statements of your own — or suffer a horrible fate. Pisces  Storm clouds gather when a high-pressure event charges your particles, pushes your buttons and raises your hackles. Let a smile be your metaphorical umbrella.  Aries  The shape of a […]

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