Aunt Chelsea, April 3, 2013
Dear Aunt Chelsea, I have a problem. I trust you’ve seen Olivia Newton John’s infamous “Physical” video (ya’ know, the one with the spandex). Well imagine if Miss Newton John did that video today, in all her aging splendor. Now I want you to picture said video taking place in my apartment building staircase. Who [...]
Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 21, 2013
Dear Aunt Chelsea: I’m a guy in his early 20s who’s always had the tendency to hang around with a relatively older crowd. The problem is, my romantic desires often take the same course — and the older ladies never seem to believe that I’m not just another bar-hopping, party-crazed youngster. Case in point: I [...]
Ask Aunt Chelsea, March 6, 2013
Dear Aunt Chelsea, I hope you can help me with this problem. My wife can suck the life out of a box of batteries faster than eating a bag of pretzels. Between her iPod sound dock and chargers for the iPhone and iPod, we have piles of dead batteries buried in our apartment. I would [...]
Ask Aunt Chelsea, Feb. 20, 2013
Dear Aunt Chelsea, Occasionally, I find myself up in Hell’s Kitchen walking back from a play or from a B&H shopping spree. Recently, I stopped at the Bread Factory at 43rd and Ninth Avenue and ordered a slice of their specialty pizza pie. Finding it a little dry, I asked for a cup of water. [...]
Ask Aunt Chelsea, Week of Feb. 6, 2013
Oh, my. Has it really been four months since Aunt Chelsea put down her trusty feather duster and slipped the surly bonds of early retirement to work “Advice Columnist” into her crowded third act agenda? Indeed it has, my dear readers. To mark that milestone (and in the spirit of Chelsea Now’s “Progress Report”), my [...]
Ask Aunt Chelsea, Jan. 23, 2013
Dear Aunt Chelsea, I have a MAJOR problem with my Chinese delivery guy. I know, I know…a girl should avoid the MSG-packed dishes — but sometimes, I just can’t help myself. I have even gone so far as to turn it into a bit of a “treat,” ordering only on Mondays (to get over those [...]
